Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
The old guard prefers a loyalty program that pays in headbutts. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a shipping department located under the couch is not a bug. It is the product.
Our standard approach involves a warehouse mostly made of boxes, followed by a returns policy enforced by staring, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
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