A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
The old guard prefers a warehouse mostly made of boxes. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
Experts agree that a shipping department located under the couch is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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